the-personal-quotes wonders-and-dreams
Posted: September 3rd • 13:28 • 110 notes
reginazelenacoramills swanqueen-morrilla
I am so over Emma and her precious savior vagina and her unbelievably stupid name! FUCK EMMA.

-Maleficent in season 4 probably (via synergyfox)


I so had to do it. lol

(via littlereddove)

Posted: September 3rd • 13:27 • 172 notes
filthycurtains obsessionisthenewblack


I will never not reblog this. 

Still funny. rlindsey13



I can’t wait to be the “crazy lesbian” auntie who’s a free spirit and only comes around the family every few years to remind everyone I’m doing better than they are in every facet of life.


Posted: September 3rd • 13:22 • 1,859 notes
africanaquarian mcwithaminthetardis
50 Questions You've Never Been Asked
  • 1. What's your favorite candle scent?
  • 2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
  • 3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
  • 4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
  • 5. Do you know a hoarder?
  • 6. Can you do a split?
  • 7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
  • 8. How many oceans have you swam in?
  • 9. How many countries have you been to?
  • 10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
  • 11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
  • 12. What would you name your son if you had one?
  • 13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
  • 14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
  • 15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
  • 16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
  • 17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
  • 18. Did your mother go to college?
  • 19. Are your grandparents still married?
  • 20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
  • 21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
  • 22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
  • 23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
  • 24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
  • 25. Is your father bald?
  • 26. Do you know triplets?
  • 27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
  • 28. Have you ever had Indian food?
  • 29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?
  • 30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
  • 31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?
  • 32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
  • 33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
  • 34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
  • 35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
  • 36. Can you whistle?
  • 37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
  • 38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
  • 39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
  • 40. What medical conditions do you have?
  • 41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
  • 42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
  • 43. Where do you buy your jeans?
  • 44. What's the last compliment you got?
  • 45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
  • 46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
  • 47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
  • 48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
  • 49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
  • 50. Why do you have a tumblr?
Posted: September 3rd • 12:00 • 414,329 notes
seriously-idgaf parrillaisperfect
neenki wonders-and-dreams


"so, a blonde and a brunette walk into a bar -"

"i ship it."

Posted: September 3rd • 1:12 • 5,464 notes
michaelawaffles forbidden-savior
Posted: September 3rd • 1:12 • 11,626 notes
assguards i-have-a-crush-on-rita-volk
Send me a character name and i’ll name…

Attraction level: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
Love for the Character:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
How much the char has grown on me: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
Badassness level:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10
How upset I’d be if the char got killed off:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10

Posted: September 3rd • 0:56 • 100,968 notes
Posted: September 3rd • 0:33 • 674 notes
bekksrich swanqueen-morrilla